Injokes

Some injokes, updated.. sometimes. The list is small since no minor thing is mentioned.

TEAPOTS

Nie's fetish. He's potsexual. This joke possibly arose from a meme about "green tea flowing through your veins."

418 Is the code for "I'm a teapot."

Sleepless Pains

random nonsense Genius poetry that the Quentiam Dei Hungerpains has bestowed upon us. Reference here."'This person you see right here is a Quentiam Dei. He's mastered the ultimate memery of chatroom satire. He's a top-notch comedian, and a legend of the Capitol, (the Chat) he's a true meme god. All hail DunderBrains, the PungerHains of Hungerpains. Boozere! Lolroo rake!' - Sai"Grinding noises

One of the minor jokes about stupidity.

Pains' lemonade

NOT related to the Sleepless Pains joke. It's one of Pains' "detective adventures" that he has told us one morning.

The orchestra

Something that hasn't lived for long, but it was about what a band made from the Abyss members would be like. Result was nearly 3 guitarists, 4 pianists, a vocalist, possibly more, resulting in a highly imbalanced orchestra.

Tending the corpses

a joke that rose from a spelling mistake in December while we were discussing the making of a forum RPG with the chatters. Similar things include "Death and destruction," or "World domination," when the absolutely non-npc chat friends were asked what they were playing."'[...] So if you say 'I tend the corpses(crops)' you won't get any result until I approve.' -Sai"Quad-Ds

Ahh, Quad-Ds. The bane of our existence. One of Dave's valuable and loved shenanigans. Means "death, destruction, despair, depression," in that order.

Turtle Girl"'I'm a turtle girl, in a turtle world""Life in lettuce, it's so precious!""You can clean my bowl, put in your heart and soul, Imagination, food is your creation""Come on, Girlie, let's go party!""I'm a turtle girl, in a turtle world""Life in lettuce, it's so precious""You can clean my bowl, put in your heart and soul""Imagination, food is your creation""I'm a green charming girl in an emerald world""Feed me up, make it green, I'm your cutie.""You can touch, you can play, if you say, 'I'm always yours.''"No questions asked.

Autistic kettle

a joke about pretty much nobody being able to laugh in the chatroom. The act of being an autistic kettle is when you try to laugh, but no sound comes out- except that noise a kettle makes when it's boiling...